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EVERYONE
HAS SUGGESTIONS
EXCEPT THE CAT
Excerpt
from "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course
I know that it's very
hard to choose what you want to do for the rest of your life.
There is pressure from your family... everyone tells you what
they think you should do... your parents tell you what you should
major in... "Be a doctor, be an accountant, be a nuclear
physicist"...
"But
MOM! I don't want to be a nuclear physicist."
"Of course,
you do, dear, I have always thought of you as a physicist, your
father has, too. Don't disappoint us, darling. Think of all
we have done for you."
Counselors
give you tests and recommend what you should major in, even
though what they suggest is the last thing you would have ever
chosen.
Your
great Uncle Joe, the truck driver from Memphis, tells you what
to do.
Even
the guy who delivers your pizza makes suggestions.
The
only one who does not care what you major in is probably your
cat. She really doesn't care, she just wants to
take a nap. So don't think too loudly.
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STOP!
Cover up your ears.
You don't listen to all those suggestions. It's your life.
"YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course gives YOU some
advice about how to choose your own
major and how to make
YOUR own life plan.
DON'T
GET STRANGLED BY WEEDS
Before you
actually meet the students and professors in "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course, you will learn:
-
How
to defeat the impossible test
-
When
to jump overboard
-
Where
to sit
in the classroom
to get the most advantage
-
How
to survive "Weeding the Garden"
-
The
importance of protecting your GPA
(grade point average)
PEEKING
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
Through
the "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course you can
simply teleport into the classroom and get the INSIDER'S VIEW.
Each topic
is a vignette, a little picture of what happens inside the classroom.
STRATEGY
OUT
"SMART" THE PROFESSOR
We are going
to dissect the college... open up the cabinets and look in all the nooks
and crannies... get inside the heads of the professors... and examine
testing from a whole new perspective by looking
at testing as a STRATEGY between the student and the professor.
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MEET
THE PROFESSORS
Find
the answers to......
What happens when the
lights go out and you come face to face with the
Woman of the Dark?
Did Hush
Puppy really kill a lobster?
What do
you do when The Destroyer
activates the Black Box With One Eye?
Was
The Nude Professor
actually nude?
Who
was The Man in the Closet?
Did
Santa Claus
really teach me how to make a perfect drawing?
How
did The Penguin Machine trap me inside the
building?
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-
The
Woman of the Dark
-
The
Big Snooze
-
Santa
Claus
-
Mr.
Speed
- The
Nude Professor
- Hush
Puppy
- The Trickster
- The
Man in the Closet
- The
Penguin Machine
- Mr. Sink
or Swim
- The
Impossible One
- Mr.
Abstract
- The Mad Instructor
- Where's
the Pig
- Miss
Nervous Breakdown
- The Disappearing
Physicists
- And
More...
ANTI-PATTERNS
STUDENTS GONE WRONG
The
job of the students in "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College"
e-Course is to provide models of what to do and what not to do. You,
as an observer, get to choose those to imitate and those to avoid
completely. You will see how the students are able to develop strategies
for getting good grades whether the professor is very good or very,
very bad.
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MEET
THE STUDENTS
Encounter...
The Slow
Blond who kept getting slower and slower until she
disappeared
Miss
Obnoxous who was so obnoxious she tried to order
me around like I was her slave.
The
Student Who Refused to Come to Class
EVER
The
Rollerblader who
taught me to become "so afraid" I could not walk into
the nude classroom.
The
Falling Student. What happened when she fell 3 stories
to the ground?
Who
was the Two-Headed Student?
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-
The
Crazy Driver
-
Mr.
No Pencil
-
Miss
Obnoxious
-
The
Marine
- The
One Who Did Not Contribute
- The
Crazy One
- The
Sacrificial Lamb
- The
Rollerblader
- Wonder
Man
- The
Low Down Students
- Please
Help Me I'm Falling
- Humpty
Dumpty Fell Down
- The
Blue-Eyed Wonder
- My
Husband Did It
- The
Arrogant Cheaters
- Miss
Separation
- The
One Who Slept 'Til Noon
- The
Slow Blond
- Zoom
- Miss
Icon
- The
Misunderstood Chinese
- Monkey
Leader
- The
Blown Up Student
- Mr.
Confidence
- The
Student of Many Languages
- And
more...
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MEET THE
ANIMALS
Inquiring
minds want to know...
Why
did all the monkeys follow Monkey Leader?
Why was
The Sacrificial Lamb
slaughtered?
Who did
the " little baby pig"
belong to?
The
homeless people came into the auditorium to watch Gertie.
Who was she?
How
did a dog learn calculus?
Why
you can't afford to be a squirrel?
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LEARN
BIG LESSONS FROM
THE ANIMALS
-
An
elephant
-
A
dog
-
A
squirrel
-
A
"little" fish
-
A
pig
-
A
dinosaur
-
A
monkey
-
A
lamb
-
A
bird
BACKPACK OF
INSIDER KNOWLEDGE
To make your
learning experience easier to understand, I have provided you with
58 highlighted boxes called "Backpack
of Insider Knowledge". Inside each box is the
valuable information you learned from each professor or student...
oh, yes... and sometimes even the animals have a message for you.
There are
also 27 boxes called "Campus Experience"
in which I discuss with you my actual experiences and how I handled
various problems as they arose. These boxes tend to make you feel
that you are already a part of college life... a feeling of standing
beside me as I teach you the techniques that helped me acquire high
grades.
CLIMB
WALLS
RIGHT INTO IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITIES
You will even
experiment with "college hopping".
Climb over the ivy walls and enter the elite colleges. Learn how to
study at Harvard and it will cost you absolutely nothing.
ON
AVERAGE 50% OF STUDENTS TAKE 5 OR 6 YEARS
TO COMPLETE THEIR DEGREE
That makes the
cost of college soar higher
than the nearest bird. But... not you.
With
the help of "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course,
you have the opportunity
to learn how to receive good grades that could get
you out of college in the expected 4 years.
You could leave college with a transcript of good grades that
will give you the advantage in suceeding
in "the world beyond college."
You
will fill your own notebook full of strategies to compete both in
college and out of college.
You
will be able to record the names and addresses and influences which
you have gathered from suggestions in the e-Course.
PROPRIETARY
INFORMATION
"YOU
CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course is filled with proprietory
information that I gathered over 15 years
of college classes. You could say that I am sharing with
you a lifetime of learning experience... experience that no one else
can possibly present to you since it is directly from my brain to
your e-Course.
This information
can give you a huge jump start for sucess, when you go out into "the
world beyond college."
HOW
MUCH IS "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College"
E-COURSE GOING TO COST?
First, ask
yourself, "What is the cost of failure?" Your whole future
could be at risk. What is the cost of getting a low-paying, dead-end
job with no future, and all because you couldn't make the grades to
get a degree?
Your failure
could simply be because no one helped you learn techniques that result
in good grades, and no one told you how to prepare for the world outside
of college. "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course
will be your MENTOR.
Compared to
the price you are going to pay to go to college, the cost of "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course is not even a "drop
in the bucket."
The price of
just the tuition for a college degree could cost you between
$10,000 and
$160,000
while the price
of helping you to get that degree
at the end of 4 years of college by studying "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" is only
$150.00
You can use
a little of that "dreaded math" and figure out how much you
are paying for the e-Course in comparison to how much you are paying
for all your other classes added together for the first 4 years of college.
For
an average college:
$150 (the
cost of the "Highest Grade in the Universe" e-Course)
divided by $10,000 (the cost of an average college = 0.0145
which
is basically about
1.4%
For
an
elite college:
$150 (the
cost of the "Highest Grade in the Universe" e-Course)
divided by $160,000 (the price of an elite college) =0.0009375
which is
basically "about
1/10" of 1% ... or .1%
...and
that cost is almost invisible.
You could
spend more than that in "the blink of one eyeball".
That price
is really low considering the fact that I have allowed
you to peek inside my brain to find all kinds of techniques
to help you succeed in life.
"YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course is filled with 252 pages
of single spaced exclusive information.
Be aware:
a textbook to take
just one class can cost you $125.00 to $200.00. Do you really want
to risk getting a bad grade in that class or failing completely?
FOR
ALL YOU BLEARY-EYED PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE STILL AWAKE WITH ME AT
2:00 A.M.
It
doesn't matter what time it is, if you just have the urge to start your
college education in the middle of the night... well... good for you.
I am a night owl, too. My best ideas come between 2 to 4 o'clock in
the morning.
If
you are like me and ready for a new adventure... Click
the Order Button and...
prepare to take
off on an exciting voyage that will last for the rest of your life.
You can begin right now while everyone else is alsleep.
Shhhh!!!!
Don't wake them.
Let's just keep this information our little secret. No use in telling
the competition what we are doing.
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IT'S WAY TOO LATE TO CALCULATE ANY MORE
COST FIGURES
Okay, it's
3:00 a.m. as I type this price information. I am way too tired to
do anymore mathematical calculations. I think my eyes are beginning
to cross... so if you don't tell anyone, I will just give you an extra
30% off of the price. That's an exceptionally low price, but if I
have to yawn again, I am going to dislocate my jaw. Take the price
and let me can go off to slumber.
$150.00
gone
Your
price is now a low $105.00
I
wish that someone would have given me this information when I first
started college. It would have saved me all those years of
having to figure everything out for myself. But my loss of
time and effort is your gain.
FOR
ALL YOU EARLY RISERS WHO GREET THE SUN
WITH A BIG SMILE
Although
I hate getting up early, you get the same deal as my people, "the
night owls."
EVERYONE gets the same price.
The price
for "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course is:
Drum roll,
Please!
The
price is $105.00
Now wait just
a minute here!
It took me
a whole year to write "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College"
e-Course... which means I must have worked for:
8 hours
a day X 6 days a week X 50 weeks= 2400 hours a year
$105.00
(price of "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College") divided by
2400 hours =
0.04375
that
is only 4 cents an hour
for
writing this e-Course
Uh, ho! I
seem to be working awful cheep.
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I lived it.
Most businesses offer only a 30-day money back guarantee, but I am
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e-Course that I have extended the offer to a "60-day
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This allows you time to experience the techniques and become convinced
that you can succeed in making
good grades. You might even be so excited that you
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You can't lose, it's 100% guaranteed.
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You
can download and begin experimenting with your e-Classes immediately.
With
my private e-mail address you can contact me, your
instructor, if you have any problems or just want to brag about your
accomplishments. I am a night owl, so don't be surprised if your e-mail
is answered in the middle of the night.
P.S.
In
addition to all of the above, I spent a lot of time developing a 63-page
workbook so you could record all your college experiences and have
a valuable piece of information to take with you when you
go "into the world beyond college". This workbook is packed
full of thought-provoking questions that will leave you with a valuable
piece of information.
BONUS
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Think about
it, you can be the hero in your family when you provide your
younger brothers and sisters or relatives with the keys to college
success. You will have a notebook full of ways to help them
become the best in their classes. This can be handed down from family
member to family member or friend to friend to create a
whole string of successful college graduates.
Wealthy
people give their kids advice, why not start a family
tradition by handing down from generation to generation the knowledge
about how to succeed that is acquired by each member of your family.
If you take
the time to fill in your notebook, you will have a blueprint to help
others in your family to succeed, too.
"Hero,"
that is what they will call you for having "the way."
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These templates hold all your critical data in one central location,
all the way from mentors to influential people to valuable facts that
you have collected.
The templates
are "a future
projection" to prepare you for the future
when you face "the world beyond college".
You will have
the opportunity to not only go out into the world with a transcript
full of "The Highest Grades in the Universe," but you will
leave college with a Backpack of Insider
Knowledge. Knowledge
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accomplish any task you face.
Print out templates
over and over again for any class, for any data.
Right there
compressed-4 years of your life recorded in one place ready to be carried
out into "the world beyond college." Names and places and
contacts and procedures for learning things fast.
I'm really excited
about these templates. I am going to print some for myself so I can
start recording "my own future."
Technique:
World-Wide Fame
So you
have written a paper or maybe you have accomplished a great experiment
and now you
want to be famous for it.
How do
you actually go about getting your name
"spread around the world."
The answer
I found was hidden in a dusty old textbook on a dust-covered shelf
in a math library.
There
it was: "the secret to fame."
"YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course will teach you
how that mathematician was able to find fame for himself and
maybe even you.
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Templates
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power than I do.
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I don't know
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change your life. As more people hear about "the
deal" and want to get ahold of this information,
I will have to begin raising the price to keep the techniques restricted
to the exclusive use of my students.
Don't
get left out. Order today before the offer expires.
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"YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course
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Workbook" plus the 23 "Armed
for Success" Templates.
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Note:
I have used the same techniques that are explained in "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course to get the highest grades in
my college classes. I never told any of my classmates what system
I was using, most of their grades were lower.
You should
be able to raise your grades with the processes suggested in "YOU CAN Be # 1 In College" e-Course, but you will have to
learn and use the techniques that
I have explained. Those who are serious about good grades should be
able to achieve those grades, but those who don't want to learn, and
then apply, the technqiues might get lower grades. Each person should
improve to their "own level of
desire". I have simply tried to make the process
easier for you to understand.
If you would
like to see some of the classes I have taken that relate to sections
in the e-Course, you can click on this address:
www.47solutions.com/sandyresume.htm